Panty Drop Dance: The epic quest to make them all fall.

On the far reaches of the Pantyline Star System (PSS) once existed the planet Edger.  The inhabitants of Edger were a peaceful and highly advanced society, but for mysterious reasons, the planet was destroyed.  The only Edgerian known to have escaped the catastrophe was one called Dropkick.

Dropkick knew from a young age that he would have to travel to distant lands in order to accomplish his mission of searching the universe for others like him and battling against the forces of boredom and prudishness.  His secret weapon: the Panty Drop Dance.
Reaching Earth, Dropkick found the opportunity to fulfill his destiny and bestow his gifts to the planet.  Only time will tell if our valiant hero succeeds.
To be continued. . .